oh zooey, you make death look like so much fun!

from skipping around with an axe in her wedding dress, hemoraging in a blood pile ,lying ontop of a piano with her throat cut, getting trod on by M.Ward and her carcass being eatten by 50's snow-white esque vultures. she & him's new video would be very distrubing but because the soundtrack is so twee and zoey is so cute watching her die is strangely pleasant.

mainly caz she dies in clumsy ways. starlets these days could learn alot from her.

take peaches geldof. you would think because she lost her mother and stepfather at a young age to drug abuse she would have more than enough reasons to stear clear from all that bad stuff for life, but yet she frolicks around town with two of the dirtiest -not so -secret junkies in england. Scabby Pete Doherty and "im going to get an std from just looking at" Donny from the towers of london, gets caught snorting speed on video in the girls toilets and was taken to hospital and had to be revived from a drug overdose this morning. tssk. tssk. young lady. i would not want to be around when her dad gives her a talking to! perhaps as punishment he could ban her from seeing her rumoured boyfriend -farris rotter. i refuse to believe they are actually going out caz they have simply been caught walking around town together wearing matching outfits and showing off their handbags. thats not really a relationship if you ask me.

is farris her manbag, or is she his? dont know who this guy is but check out his suit!!!

ahh perhaps he is the upcoming handbag designer from camden and he has choosen farris and peaches as his muse and spokespeople!

but then again it does look like the horrors lead singer has the awful job of lugging her makeupcase around town when peaches goes clubbing and she wants to apply another layer of awful nana makeup. bet they call each other before they go out to make sure they match!

then there is amy.

( !!!comedy gold!!!)

who apparently only has 3 months to live. doctors have diagonsed her with cronic emphesema which is something 80 yearold ladys who smoked a pack a day since they were 12 die of. As do asbestos victims and coal miners who's lungs close up. many people have speculated she must smoke a truckload of crack a day to get that bad but if you ask me i think your lungs would close up too if you used that much hairspray :p

on a lighther note, here is a video from a band that alot of people speculate are off their faces to create tunes like this, but to me deerhoof are like this naturally.

if you like athmospheric, zany yet magical music like the track above you may like to lose yourself in the helio sequence. their drummer pulls the most disturbing and zany faces whilst in motion, you may start to think he has escaped from a mental ward too. but he has what i call the "keith moon effect" where he is concentrating so much and is so lost in hitting those beats he doesnt realise what his face is doing and hence looks like he is in pain... i would love to of been a hobo on a cold winters night in portland sleeping in an underpass and waking up to this band filming this clip wearing fairylight suits.